{"product_id":"drag-is-art-organic-cotton-apron","title":"Drag Is Art Organic Cotton Apron","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDrag is art. So is laminated pastry.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Drag Is Art Organic Cotton Apron is an organic cotton kitchen apron featuring vibrant drag performer portrait and bold, colorful lettering. It takes the Drag Is Art design and turns it into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDrag has always mixed costume, makeup, theatre, dance, lip-sync, comedy, gender play and visual art. Calling drag art matters because political attacks often try to reduce it to something disposable or indecent. The apron answers with butter, lashes and a laminated pastry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe kitchen is now a werkroom. Beat the eggs, read the sauce, serve the plate and sashay away before anybody sees the sink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for drag brunch, watch parties, queer dinner clubs, bake-offs, Pride hosting or any night when the kitchen needs a werkroom entrance. Flour on the lashes is occupational risk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a camp queer apron, it has the kind of specificity that makes a gift actually feel personal. It is also an excellent drag-inspired cooking gift for Pride, birthdays, housewarmings, queer weddings or anyone building a kitchen with less beige and more attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe substantial organic cotton gives you real protection from flour, grease and sauce, while adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit. A large divided front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close when the kitchen starts serving crisis. The adjustable fit works across different bodies without pretending there is one correct shape for an apron wearer. Bellies, chests, hips, softness, muscle, scars, tattoos and body hair are all entirely welcome in this kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDrag Is Art Organic Cotton Apron Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Queer In The World Drag Is Art design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 7.08 oz\/yd² (240 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUpdated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge front pocket divided into two practical compartments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for Drag Race watch parties, queer brunches, bake-offs, Pride hosting and camp dinner parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA sharply specific camp queer apron or drag-inspired cooking gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUseful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach apron is made especially for you after you place your order. 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